| Team | Name | Position | Age | Height | Weight | OVERALL | Strength | Agility | Arm | Speed | Hands | Intelligence | Accuracy | Run Block | Pass Block | Tackling | Endurance | Kick Dis. | Kick Acc. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lou D'Agostino | FB | 26 | 6'0" | 235 | 76 | 74 | 64 | 1 | 64 | 43 | 51 | 1 | 43 | 40 | 22 | 63 | 1 | 1 | |
| Earl Ferrell | FB | 31 | 6'0" | 225 | 75 | 56 | 51 | 1 | 69 | 60 | 46 | 1 | 51 | 41 | 25 | 65 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jammie Jammie-Jammie | FB | 20 | 6'3" | 234 | 74 | 60 | 57 | 1 | 62 | 52 | 46 | 1 | 40 | 53 | 35 | 74 | 1 | 1 | |
| Frreestyl Snorez | FB | 20 | 6'1" | 232 | 74 | 60 | 57 | 1 | 62 | 52 | 46 | 1 | 40 | 53 | 35 | 74 | 1 | 1 | |
| Fazoli Duaneson | FB | 20 | 5'6" | 247 | 74 | 60 | 57 | 1 | 62 | 52 | 46 | 1 | 40 | 53 | 35 | 74 | 1 | 1 | |
| Goolius Boozler | FB | 20 | 6'4" | 239 | 74 | 60 | 57 | 1 | 62 | 52 | 46 | 1 | 40 | 53 | 35 | 74 | 1 | 1 | |
| Grunky Peep | FB | 20 | 6'6" | 225 | 74 | 60 | 57 | 1 | 62 | 52 | 46 | 1 | 40 | 53 | 35 | 74 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jessie Clark | FB | 29 | 6'0" | 231 | 67 | 56 | 59 | 1 | 56 | 52 | 43 | 1 | 51 | 31 | 27 | 63 | 1 | 1 | |
| Frank Pollard | FB | 32 | 5'10" | 218 | 64 | 67 | 46 | 1 | 58 | 37 | 42 | 1 | 41 | 27 | 22 | 66 | 1 | 1 |