| Team | Name | Position | Age | Height | Weight | OVERALL | Strength | Agility | Arm | Speed | Hands | Intelligence | Accuracy | Run Block | Pass Block | Tackling | Endurance | Kick Dis. | Kick Acc. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chris Hetherington | FB | 27 | 6'3" | 245 | 77 | 72 | 64 | 1 | 68 | 55 | 54 | 1 | 52 | 31 | 25 | 61 | 1 | 1 | |
| Grunky Peep | FB | 20 | 6'6" | 225 | 73 | 58 | 55 | 1 | 61 | 50 | 44 | 1 | 40 | 53 | 35 | 72 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jammie Jammie-Jammie | FB | 20 | 6'3" | 234 | 72 | 60 | 56 | 1 | 60 | 52 | 44 | 1 | 38 | 51 | 35 | 72 | 1 | 1 | |
| Goolius Boozler | FB | 20 | 6'4" | 239 | 72 | 58 | 57 | 1 | 61 | 52 | 44 | 1 | 38 | 53 | 33 | 73 | 1 | 1 | |
| Frreestyl Snorez | FB | 20 | 6'1" | 232 | 71 | 59 | 55 | 1 | 60 | 50 | 46 | 1 | 38 | 51 | 35 | 74 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jessie Clark | FB | 29 | 6'0" | 231 | 63 | 53 | 56 | 1 | 54 | 50 | 42 | 1 | 48 | 29 | 24 | 60 | 1 | 1 | |
| Frank Pollard | FB | 32 | 5'10" | 218 | 60 | 67 | 45 | 1 | 54 | 34 | 41 | 1 | 37 | 24 | 20 | 65 | 1 | 1 |